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Striving to be a good dad, a good husband, a good son/brother, a good political scientist, a good photographer, a good cook and a good homo universalis.

Strategies for Exiting a Men’s Bathroom

Decision Theoretic

  • Wash hands and walk out
  • Walk out

Game Theoretic

  • Wash hands and walk out even if no one is watching
  • Wash hands and walk out only if someone is watching
  • Walk out if no one is watching
  • Walk out even if someone is watching

“Ewww” all you want—I’ve seen the  fourth game theoretic strategy played out way too many times….