You can wish “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Hanukkah,” “Happy Kwanzaa,” and “Happy Festivus” to me!
I just saw a commercial on TV for a set of “You can say Merry Christmas to me!” buttons. The buttons are sold by a Catholic group (at least as identified in the commercial) and work out to be about $1.20 a piece with shipping.
Just for the record, I will put it out there that you can wish me anything you’d like, although I will not be wearing any buttons.
Just for kicks: celebrating Festivus.