“That’s lovely!”
That has recently become one of my most oft-used phrase during meal times. The proper intonation for usage has to be dripping with sarcasm, as in, “that’s lovvvvelyyyy!” Some examples:
- Oh, are you stroking your hair with your blueberry oatmeal covered fingers? That’s lovely.
- Oh, you’re squishing grains of rice on to your forearm. That’s lovely.
- Are you flapping your arms when your hands are covered in fruit? That’s lovely.
- etc.